Deuce

      Hit hard with the omen of indigestion, men sometimes have no other option than to use a public restroom for a deuce. There is a risk with using a public restroom for this purpose. 1) I don't know who used this particular waste removal device before me. 2) Every walled portion of the men's facilities are tainted with the proceeding problem. 3) Men sometimes have ego problems and prefer to use the enclosed stall rather than the more open urinal (or they attempt to bypass the backed up urinal lines by cashing in their patience for toilet seat contamination). When this happens, these sensitive men usually do not respect the cleanliness of the seat that enables a comfortable deuce. This is by far on my top 10 most prominent pet peeves. Guys, lift the seat so I don't have to scrub it off in a race against incontinence.
Thanks,
Luke Winningham

Kids

     Kids really irk me off sometimes. The way they go around doing whatever they please finds its place into the infamous blog of pet peeves. It's the kids without supervision that I like to freak out. Two days ago I was at McDonald's when two little girls (I presume sisters) frolicked about the door; that golden arches gateway leading into edible heaven. Not realizing one would run into the glass entrance simultaneously as I open it, I had my first encounter with these two oddly curious creatures. After exchanging a one-sided apology, I continued to purchase delicious value menu items, the hideous monsters again irritated my pleasant visit to the Mecca of cardiac arrest and arterial blockage. As one goblin's golden hair glistened in the sunlight, she made eye contact with me. With apparently no supervision and having ruined my post extra curricular activity snack meal, I took it upon myself to embezzle the childish sparkle in her eye by staring at her with a stern and overall intimidating look on my face. It seems this mutual stare caught her in a trance and I delighted in the motion of her smile slowly turning to a frown and then a wailing cry. Success. I conquered my pet peeve.

Repetition

     Why is it that people intend to put emphasis on the importance or urgency on a question or exclamation by placing numerous marks at the end????? stop it!!!!!!! what is the difference between "what?" and "what???". Am I supposed to scream, in seconds, the last word of an exclamation the same number of marks there are? The same principle can be applied to repeating letters in a word for the same emphasis such as saying "Noooooooooo!!!???". The only thing exceeding my indifference to the support of repeating marks is its level of annoyance; deeming it a pet peeve.

Toothpaste

     Nothing starts my day off with a nice cup of annoyance like finding my toothpaste emptied by a different user other than myself (my brother). Not only toothpaste, but my razor, too. I absolutely know when a fellow shaver uses my razor for the fact that I completely wash off the excess hair yet I find it buried in scruff not belonging to me. Often times I find the toilet paper unrefilled by the previous user (my brother). These things are part of private restroom problems. Public restrooms have an etiquette of their own.

Patience

     Two individuals - typically two females but occasionaly an overly entranced male and female friends - walk down the crowded hallway in a formation as to block the acceleration of restless individuals behind them. As the trailing observer I often enjoy visualizing different scenarios in which I do many unethical and rude things as means to not only get around the two but also to firmly ensure that they were aware of my struggle and patience. It's only when I act on these impulses that I match my their frustration to mine and my world begins to turn again.

Status

ok so like i was thinking about like all the things that like make me say' omgaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddddddddddd" lmao ok and so like i just thought of the first thing that came to my nawwwginh, ESSaYs! omg! i hate hate them and like using grammar and stuff they can just die lol jk but not really well i g2g ttyl &&hearts